AndTheHorseRodeOn

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Score: 2
Is There A God?

"Where's the humor?"

submission: Is There A God?
date: August 3, 2009

This seems like something you conjured in an hour. It was AWFULLY short, and I think that the idea of "God" saying in a few sentences that he does not exist is a bit... humorless. Idea; try "interviewing" people that you wouldn't expect to be non-theists, like Theologists, "Rednecks", Priests, possibly Homosexuals. Or, make "God" go a little deeper into the speech on how "He" doesn't exist. Make "Him" make fun of himself. I hope that if you make a follow-up that it'll be ROFLarius... if such a word exists. I'm still blamming this entry (I'll be in for quite a shock if this passes).

August 4, 2009

Author's Response:

Yes, to be honest it only took two hours to make. I figured if I went too deep into detail it'd end up being too "atheist" to the point that theists wouldn't be able to enjoy it (the idea was that it could still be funny to those who believe in god).

I assumed the silly contradiction and the weird voice would be enough to be funny (it made me chuckle a bit). Sorry you didn't like it.

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Score: 8
NeonAvoider

"Too Slim"

submission: NeonAvoider
date: December 23, 2008

Some of the thinner gaps should be separated by a few pixels, my cursor barely fit through them. Otherwise a quaint cursor maze thing.

December 23, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks!

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Score: 5
360° Intersection

"Ugh"

submission: 360° Intersection
date: December 22, 2008

Somewhat good, a bit boring to say the least though. Maybe some different graphics, or hey, maybe put some weird graphic art in the background. Something more than two targets perhaps? Me hopes the full version will be riddled wit/ wowz and lulz.

December 23, 2008

Author's Response:

I'll make it better next time.
If you want, you can help me if you are so "SMART"

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Score: 7
Maze Explorer v1

"Ouch"

submission: Maze Explorer v1
date: December 22, 2008

The moving speed should be reduced, it's a challenge not to crash into a wall. Otherwise good maze.

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Score: 6
Escape the Elevator

"Ugh"

date: December 22, 2008

A little simplistic, but it gets the job done.

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Score: 9
Winter Odyssey

"Better than porn. Maybe."

submission: Winter Odyssey
date: December 22, 2008

Great game, loved the pissed off penguin. A few platforms in the first level were glitchy though.

December 22, 2008

Author's Response:

THANKS!!!

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Score: 3
My Christmas Tree

"Bored."

submission: My Christmas Tree
date: December 22, 2008

It was lovely and all, but I'm not very entertained by hanging up imaginary decorations onto an imaginary tree. (Not to sound like an ass)

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Score: 7
Curse of the Ware-Mart

"Disturbing to me."

date: December 22, 2008

It was a bit ominous, yet funny, seeing that I witnessed the poor chap get trampled to death. I think he was a door-greeter...

December 22, 2008

Author's Response:

Worse, he was just a temporary employee.

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Score: 6
Secret Soldiers

"Short"

submission: Secret Soldiers
date: December 22, 2008

Short. Short. Short. Super short. Very short. Ungodly short. Otherwise SUPER :D!

December 23, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks

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Score: 6
Santa Lost His Way

"Linearerer"

submission: Santa Lost His Way
date: December 22, 2008

It was somewhat good, my only beef is the shortness and the super straightforward path.

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